Dear Caliban

Dear Caliban,

My preferred candidate for Democrat presidential nominee keeps stepping on HIS (racially neutral, non-gender-specific) dick in various speeches.

Question: What am I to make of this? Is HIS divinty somehow compromised?

Yours,

Swooning in St. Louis


Dear Swoon,

Worry not.

Your candidate is merely a complete greenhorn with no real understanding of the federal executive nomination process. Unlike other experienced candidates, he spends no money on focus groups to test his ideas with the electorate, relying instead on a leg-thrilled media to get his message out.

If the response is negative, he quickly changes the message to suit the response. His grandmother may not have taught him 'this', but, as he apparently plans to do with typical white people everywhere, he has learned her 'it'.

Kisses,

Caliban